The study of the movement of stars has shown that the universe is expanding at an alarming rate and that all mass is actually steadily increasing in speed by an unknown force (possibly dark energy). Eventually all mass will move faster than the speed of light completely eliminating darkness and disabling time in the linear sense. At that point most likely a massive sexual copulation will occur with a similar universe who's also experiencing expansion to the point of pure light resulting in a "big bang" aka a galactic sexual orgasm.
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